The Garbage Man Caaaaaan ♫♪
In our school that person is Grounds Keeper Willie. Well, that's not really his name. And he's not from Scotland. He's from Kuahata. But he does all the things that Grounds Keeper Willie would be expected to do if he worked at my junior high school.
Grounds Keeper Willie has a philosophy that allows him to burn things that I never dreamed of burning even as a kid. My village has a garbage policy that separates waste into about a dozen categories but Grounds Keeper Willie is willing to put at least eight of those categories to the fire. I wonder what all those green flames are?