Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Boring Movie 4: The RooTube One Month Anniversary Special

2 min 18 sec

Warning: This Movie is Boring! This is not your baby. If you do not know this baby, then don’t bother watching this video. It’s boring. Just go to the video posted a few inches below this one . . . the Keitai Cinema movie called Operation Bearwatch: The Movie. It might be boring too, but at least Keitai Cinema is supposed to be Gaijin for Life’s department of interesting videos. RooTube is our department of boring baby videos. The choice should be fairly clear to you: don’t watch this video; if you have to watch a video, watch the Keitai Cinema videos . . . or better yet, watch that Dear Gets Revenge video on Google. If you watch this video you will probably regret it for the rest of the day. By supper time you will be saying to yourself, “Man, I can’t believe I wasted 2 minutes and 18 seconds watching a stupid baby video made by some bearded lunatic in the backwoods of Japan.” Well I have news for you, mister. I warned you not to watch this video and, what’s more, if you had even a rudimentary knowledge of pogonology then you would know that “In the course of history, men with facial hair have been ascribed various attributes such as wisdom, sexual potency, or high status” and possibly a love for making cute baby videos. Oh yeah, and “also a lack of cleanliness and refinement, or an eccentric disposition.” But that last part isn’t very well documented. Besides, it has nothing to do with the reason why this video is so boring. The only reason it could possibly be boring to you is that it bores you.